This is me, Dale Cooper, age thirteen, currently residing at 1127 Hillcrest Avenue, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
It is a green house with yellow aluminum awnings that Dad bought from Sears to keep the fabric on the couch from fading.
I am at present five feet three inches tall, have dark hair, can high jump four feet six inches.
Expect at any moment I will begin a growth spurt that will take me to my ideal height of six feet.
It was one of those reel-to-reel jobs, and he was dragging along this bright yellow extension cord plugged into the house.
I am in the eighth grade at Germantown Friends School which is run by the Quakers.Dad says that we are not Quakers, but that if we were to be a religion, he would consider them right up there with the Unitarians because of what they do with their minds. Last night he had us walk around the spruce tree in the front yard while holding candles because he thinks the churches have stolen Christmas.Mom calls him lazy with God because he had a bad experience in church when he was a boy. On my return from Simms', I made the following discoveries: Lewis's father discovered BB holes in the wings of the wrecked plane and grounded Lewis's brother.Bradley Schlurman received a new bike, a gold Stingray with a ribbed banana seat and a knobby rear tire.